a friend of mine

sometimes i have people that want me to write about them in this thing.
well, actually only 3 people have asked me to write about them.
i think 2 of them asked because they were just suggesting topics for me to write about.
one asked because he is annoying. and wants the attention.
lets see if anyone can guess who this person is.
i'll give you twenty clues.
1. his biker name is shredder. mountain biker name that is.
2. he has a masters in library science.
3. he lives in a creepy basement that he rents for really cheap. dubbed the murder cellar...by me. it's really scary
4. likes the sound of a harpsichord.
5. he works for Raising Readers...like me. he's my co-worker. that was a give away.
6. it's really hard to come up with 20 interesting facts about a person, so i might just make up some facts about this person.
7. he is an artist. his favorite medium is black ball point pens. and orange scrap pieces of paper.
8. he used to live in a cave with the wild dogs of cheyenne. that was last week.
9. he is related to david bowie. its his grandma's second cousin's nephew. they are really close.
10. when he is nervous he talks like a robot.
11. he makes is own brew. its gross.
12. he is going to be a future national geographic photographer's assistant.
13. he watches trailer park boys. its a tv show you can watch on youtube. he actually is becoming one of them.
14. he is late for work. all the time.
15. he asks the barber to cut his hair really short. mostly so he can look like a mini vin diesel.
16. seriously contemplated taking a zumba class at his local YMCA at the urging of his awesome friend. he eventually decided against it. for reasons unknown.
17. is in love with a girl in worland. for reasons unknown.
18. goes by the following names: d man, dirty d, barbarian, doctor d, and pretty much anything that you can make up. he likes nicknames. he just sucks at coming up with ones for other people.
19. his favorite movie is brokeback mountain. ha that was a joke. that isnt his favorite movie.
20. he is a truth-worthy looking guy. he says its because he is, i think its because he looks like an amish school boy.

ok dana, i wrote about you. hope you are happy now.

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