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horsies

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I have terrible artistic abilities. One time at work my friend Giesella and I drew horses. Mine looked like this. Hers looked like this. Guess who won.

car dance haze

If you want to be embarrassed, hang out with me. I have no filter when it comes to embarrassing situations. I actually tend to enhance them. So on Tuesday I went to Billings, MT to go shopping with my friend Cassie. This story has nothing to do with shopping. It DOES have something to do with my extreme car dancing skills. We were driving around, going to our next shopping destination...and Don't Lose My Number by Phil Collins came on. Go, listen to that song right now. Imagine unexpectedly hearing it in your car. Now try to NOT dance to it. Impossible, I know. Because I am sadly heavily influenced by pop culture, I always try to somehow incorporate fist pumping into my dance moves (thank you Jersey Shore). I know I am supposed to fist pump like this , but I usually fist pump like this . So I am fist pumping away, when I roll up to a stop light. When I car dance, all other outside surroundings get a little fuzzy. So when Cassie yells at me to "be cool", I

tweens.....the idiot age

I will rant to you all today....all of my three followers. I do not like tweens. I don't think I even liked myself when I was a tween. They are soooo annoying. Example #1: I am at Starbucks using the free wifi (yes I go to Starbucks when I am not working....I have no life). And there are little tweens sitting behind me. I hate it when tweens sit behind me.....hahahaha jk. That's not why I don't like them. I don't like them because they are idiot eavesdroppers. I was talking to one of my fellow co-workers. I had mentioned to her that I was not yet friends with her on facebook (geez I sound like a tween) and one of the stupid idiot tweens goes "What's your name?! I'll add you on facebook!" I mumble something like "no....hahaha jk. But seriously, no". Then that idiot tween goes on for 5 minutes about how I should 'TOTALLY' add her. FRICKEN ANNOYING TWEEN! Example #2: They sometimes don't shower as regularly as they should. Please, fo