tweens.....the idiot age

I will rant to you all today....all of my three followers.
I do not like tweens.
I don't think I even liked myself when I was a tween.
They are soooo annoying.

Example #1: I am at Starbucks using the free wifi (yes I go to Starbucks when I am not working....I have no life). And there are little tweens sitting behind me. I hate it when tweens sit behind me.....hahahaha jk. That's not why I don't like them. I don't like them because they are idiot eavesdroppers. I was talking to one of my fellow co-workers. I had mentioned to her that I was not yet friends with her on facebook (geez I sound like a tween) and one of the stupid idiot tweens goes "What's your name?! I'll add you on facebook!" I mumble something like "no....hahaha jk. But seriously, no". Then that idiot tween goes on for 5 minutes about how I should 'TOTALLY' add her.
FRICKEN ANNOYING TWEEN!

Example #2: They sometimes don't shower as regularly as they should. Please, for the love of God, if you can smell your own B.O......shower.

Example#3: They don't now how to swear properly. The tweens behind me are dropping all kinds of swears for no reason. "I was walking into damn Walmart to get my douchebag toothbrush".....wtf are you even saying? I don't understand any of that.

Example#4: They make some of my guilty pleasure bands really embarrassing. I can no longer admit that I like the Jo Bros or Miley Cyrus. .....Not that I like them.

Example#5: They understand twitter...and I don't.

That's all for now.....feel free to comment why you hate tweens.
They are more annoying than old people. That's for damn sure.

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