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i like it when you are facebook stalking someone and read their status...then see their comments and wonder how those comments came from that post....here is an EXCELLENT example of just that.

Andrea Staley looked at about 5 different horoscopes before i found one i liked. today might be rough.
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Andrea Staley i hate those unexpected shits.
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Allison Staley easily combated by proper butt clenching technique o sister of mine

Right now you are thinking "how the hell did they get from talking about horoscope to talking about unexpected shits?" here's how....

Andrea Staley looked at about 5 different horoscopes before i found one i liked. toda
y might be rough.
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Them Stars pfffff. take it from me....my weird and chaotic movements don't have much meaning in a person's everyday life.
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Andrea Staley thats a lie....google, thanks for loving me so much about an hour ago · LikeUnlike ·
Jr Kotrch hang in there
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Micah X Wyatt you should really listen to Them Stars...
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Andrea Staley them stars may be correct...or incorrect. i have a feeling they are heavily influenced by MXW
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Allison Staley i want to like everything about this status ur use of syntax... the commentary... the underlying motifs this is fb gold!!!!
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Andrea Staley alli...you make me laugh everyday
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Micah X Wyatt whether that's true or not doesn't change the rightness of it. if you're going to base the goodness of a day on something arbitrary, it should be how many bicycles you see, i think.
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Micah X Wyatt p.s. i also read horrorscopes and STILL believe this.
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Allison Staley im going to base the goodness of MY day on how many chin picture i see on fb
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Allison Staley and how many times i refuse to puralize my words, and make up words and use bad english.....so far pretty good dai
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Micah X Wyatt this ^ is AMAZING.
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Andrea Staley alli is the funny one
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Allison Staley nice profile pic micah!! lulz
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Micah X Wyatt that is my bathroom hall. and my "going to the bathroom" suit.
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Allison Staley well...shit
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Andrea Staley but maybe shit once you get to the bathroom
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Allison Staley the space suit is for unexpected shits on the way to the toilet lol
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Andrea Staley i hate those unexpected shits.
Allison Staley easily combated by proper butt clenching technique o sister of mine



and THATS how its done....oh today is funny

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