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I have started to play a lot of guitar hero recently.
I used to play it all the time, then I stopped.
But my roommate has it, so now I have started to again.
I basically think I am the best guitar hero player ever.
I envision myself in a badass music video with fireworks, panthers, and bmx bikers.
I don't really know where the bmx bikers come in, but it's still cool.

The thing is, I really suck at guitar hero.
I can't get past the medium setting.
I get all stressed out.
Start swearing a ton.
Then keep on playing.

It's pretty frustrating.
But also pretty hilarious to watch.

It's also frustrating playing with my roommate Juice.
He has like 5 extra fingers and can play on the expert setting.
It makes me want to throw the guitar at his face.
In the nicest way possible.

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